Tagalog Funny Quotes 11
FACEBOOK is my friend,
TWITTER is my diary,
INSTAGRAM is my album,
YOUTUBE is my voice,
and GOOGLE is my brain!
Weird is just a side effect of being awesome.
Not all singles are afraid to love or tired of
being hurt.
Sometimes they are just waiting and secretly inlove with someone.
LINYA NG MGA ESTUDYANTE:
Bakit pa kasi
kailangan pang pag aralan, di naman magagamit sa tunay na buhay.
Sometimes,
ignoring is the best way to pretend
that you are not affected
from the things that hurts you secretly.
Sikat ka
Congrats, di kita kilala.
Girls sa Facebook:
Girl 1: Wow, ang ganda.
Girl 2: Mana sayo.
Girl 1: Mas maganda ka nga eh.
Girl 2: Di naman. Ikaw kaya.
PLASTIKAN 101
BEST FEELING:
Gets mo yung lesson niyo sa Math.
True friends don't judge each other.
They judge other people together.
Yung sumakay ka sa jeep pero ayaw umusog ng mga
pasahero,
aba gusto ata kumandong ako sa kanila eh.
Di kumpleto ang barkada
kung walang shungang kasama.
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