Tagalog Funny Quotes 13
Masarap
ako magmahal
pero
hindi mo matitikman kung magtatanong ka lang.
Hindi
ko naman sinasabing tanga ka.
Ang
sinasabi ko, malas ka lang kapag nag-iisip.
Aaanhin
mo yung maganda mong mukha at katawan
kung
lahat ng parte niyan ay nalawayan na ng karamihan.
Friendship
has one law.
Never
make your friends feel they are forgotten.
So
disturb them as much as you can.
Yung
mga lalaking ang sinasabi ay
“okay
lang na hindi maganda basta mabait”,
pero
laging maganda naman ang hinahanap.
Ang
mga babae puro yan hinala.
Nakakabadtrip
lang dun, madalas silang tama.
Gusto
ko yung taong di nauubusan ng pang-uunawa.
Yung
bang paulit ulit kang iintindihin at mamahalin
kahit
ang sarap mo nang sapakin.
One
day the boy touched the girl's hand.
The
next day the girl touched the boy's hand.
What
a touching story.
I
believe in love at first sight,
because
i've been loving my mother since i opened my eyes.
The
best proof of love is to trust.
Dahil
kapag nabutas ang trust, nanay ka na bukas.
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