Famous Break-Up Lines

girl: i wanna end our relationship. i'm going to return to you everything you gave me.

boy: okay, then. let's start with the kisses.

Hindi pa pala ako ready sa ganitong commitment.

So, LET'S JUST GIVE THIS UP.

- (wow naman, celebrity teh?)

AYOKO NA PAGOD NA KO!

- (Bakit pinapatakbo kita)

I just don't love you anymore

- (Ay oo kasi may iba ka na, Mag sama kayo nung bestfriend mo!)

You don't care too much.

- (wow! Ano ko? Care taker?)

Kung talaga tayo, kahit san mang sulok ng mundo magtatatgpo tayo.

- (hello! Walang sulok ang mundo, bilod kaya yun)

I'm confused. I need time to find myself.

- (Oh heto world map, go find yourself!)

Let's wait for the perfect time na sasabihin natin na tayo talaga para sa isa't isa.

- (after 100 years pwede na ba?)

I want to be happy.

- (sa circus ka nalang pumunta o di kaya sa jollibee)

I want some space.

- (Space? Then study to become an astronaut.)

I need to focus on my career.

- (WHOA! Artista?)

I need to find myself.

- ( NALIGAW KA?)

I just realized that I don't want to be attached.

- (Duh? Staple remover you want?)

I just don't love you anymore.

- (Ouccchhhhhh)

Loss of communication.

- (Wala ka lang signal sa bundok.)

May iba na akong mahal.

- (ako nga din, pero pinili kong manatili sayo)

SANA DI NALANG KITA NAKILALA

- ( Bitter lang ang peg)

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