Tagalog Funny Quotes 6
Ang hirap pala ng ang dating nagbibigay
sayo ng ngiti..
....ay NABUNGI.
Do you know what happened last night?
In my room?
On my bed?
When the time was 2:00 am?.
When all others were sleeping?
i was sleeping din.
Kagigising ko nga lang eh!
3 Dahilan kung bakit nauubos ang pera
mo:
1. Pagkain.
2. Pagkain pa.
3. Maraming pagkain.
Energizer Bunny arrested, and charged
with battery.
8 pLanets
7 continents
204 countries
7 seas
7,107 phil. islands
& 8 billion people in this world.
Tapos wala akong katext kahit isa.
Pambihira, ANO TO SUMPA?
Facebook is like the fridge.
You know there is nothing new but check
it anyway.
Aaanhin mo pa ang SEXY, kung mukha
namang SCARY.
Mas mabuti pa ang CHUBBY, atleast YUMMY.
Facebook:
Where people go from SINGLE to IN A
RELATIONSHIP to MARRIED to IT’S COMPLICATED
then SINGLE in one day.
Modern Song:
Ako ay may BF.
Lumipad sa Langit.
Di ko nanakita.
May KABIT na paLa!
Sayang ang PUSO ko.
NiLoko Lang ng GAGO!
Kung TINAYMER ko sana.
SUMAYA pa ako.
FACT: Do you know that those people who
laugh with "hehehe" are cute?
and people who laugh with
"hahaha" are intelligent?
Ako pinanganak ng MAGANDA.
Ikaw pinanganak lang.
Alam mo bang ang WHEEL CHAIR sa Pinas ay
madalas nang gamitin ng mga makasalanan
kaysa mga may kapansanan.
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